Their result for The Are You an Idiotic Comsumer Test ...

The Nice Idiot

You are 13 percent an Idiot Consumer!

You're pretty good. Waitresses probably like serving you, and you always remember to tip, at least a little bit. You probably forget your empty shopping cart in the food court by mistake, and actually intended to take it back, and you probably only barge in on cleaning ladies when you REALLY have to pee.

There isn't much to work on, with you. Keep it up.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Idiocy Distribution

    They scored 13% on Idiocy, higher than 74% of your peers.

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The Ideal Idiot

You're so gosh darned nice to employees everywhere. You probably tip well, throw your garbage out properly, and don't spray water everywhere when you wash your hands. See the guy in the photo... Read more

The Nice Idiot

You're pretty good. Waitresses probably like serving you, and you always remember to tip, at least a little bit. You probably forget your empty shopping cart in the food court by mistake, and actually... Read more

The Average Idiot

You're pretty average. Waitresses are probably pretty apathetic about serving you, and you leave an appropriate tip, but maybe a mess on the table sometimes. You probably don't pick up the crumple... Read more

Holy Idiot, Batman!

You piss on the toilet seat, throw gum in the potted plants, and rarely tip. You barge in on cleaning ladies, complain loudly at dirty tables when there's plenty of clean ones, and leave your empty sh... Read more

The Fucking Idiot

You were probably the one that shit on the toilet seat on purpose, covered it in toilet paper, and then pissed all over it. I only hope some day that *you* have to clean it up. Read more

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