Their result for The Are You an Idiotic Comsumer Test ...

The Ideal Idiot

You are 3 percent an Idiot Consumer!

You're so gosh darned nice to employees everywhere.

You probably tip well, throw your garbage out properly, and don't spray water everywhere when you wash your hands.

See the guy in the photo? He'd die for you. He may have already fathered your love-child, and is in the process of cleaning up the remainder.

The world needs to be full of more people like you.

Either that, or you're a big fat liar and lied on all the questions, you gum-dropping bastard.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Idiocy Distribution

    They scored 3% on Idiocy, higher than 33% of your peers.

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The Ideal Idiot

You're so gosh darned nice to employees everywhere. You probably tip well, throw your garbage out properly, and don't spray water everywhere when you wash your hands. See the guy in the photo... Read more

The Nice Idiot

You're pretty good. Waitresses probably like serving you, and you always remember to tip, at least a little bit. You probably forget your empty shopping cart in the food court by mistake, and actually... Read more

The Average Idiot

You're pretty average. Waitresses are probably pretty apathetic about serving you, and you leave an appropriate tip, but maybe a mess on the table sometimes. You probably don't pick up the crumple... Read more

Holy Idiot, Batman!

You piss on the toilet seat, throw gum in the potted plants, and rarely tip. You barge in on cleaning ladies, complain loudly at dirty tables when there's plenty of clean ones, and leave your empty sh... Read more

The Fucking Idiot

You were probably the one that shit on the toilet seat on purpose, covered it in toilet paper, and then pissed all over it. I only hope some day that *you* have to clean it up. Read more

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