Their result for The What Gun Are You Test ...

Machine Gun

You scored 35 Pistolness, 44 Shotguness, 73 Machineguness, and 66 God of War!

You're a Machinegun! Have people ever called you crazy? Do you feel like the inside of your head is a bit of a scattered mess? You're crazy, but not in the bad way. It's in the way some people find annoying and others funny. The chaotic and popular machinegun is for you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Pistolness Distribution

    They scored 35% on Pistolness, higher than 8% of your peers.

  • Shotguness Distribution

    They scored 44% on Shotguness, higher than 51% of your peers.

  • Machineguness Distribution

    They scored 73% on Machineguness, higher than 84% of your peers.

  • God of War Distribution

    They scored 66% on God of War, higher than 87% of your peers.

All possible test results

Neutral

You're equally suited/unsuitable to all guns. Is that a good or bad thing though? Read more

God of War

Um, you kept picking the evil options didn't you? Either you were joking (very funny jackass) or you seriously should avoid real life guns. Read more

Machine Gun

You're a Machinegun! Have people ever called you crazy? Do you feel like the inside of your head is a bit of a scattered mess? You're crazy, but not in the bad way. It's in the way some people find an... Read more

Machinegun/God o War

An odd combination, suggesting to me that you used to in previous years pretend that you were crazy, as a "gimmik", but eventually life began to imitate art and certain, dark thoughts have been wormin... Read more

Shotgun

Perception. It's all about perception. As long as you are remembered, or people talk about you, you're happy. Just try and ensure that you only use good methods to get publicity. And control that temp... Read more

SP12 Shotgun

Not just ordinary shotgun (and there is a regular shotgun category) but an SP12 SHOTGUN. Erm, that means you're physco. I mean proper crazy. You picked the worse possible answers and now everyone know... Read more

Shot/Machine gun

You like being known, but the only way you can get attention is through doing bad. You'd better see to that. For you, a strange combo of the Shotgun and Machinegun suits best. Read more

Anything loud

Seems like almost any of the guns in this world suit you, except pistols (too sissy) as long as the cannon in your hands invokes fear and pain, you're happy. Try going to a firing range and mucking ar... Read more

Pistol

Ah, the humble pistol. You answered honestly didn't you? Good. Now don't think this result makes you a sissy, oh no. If anything you're even crazier than everyone else here. Does it seem a waste of ti... Read more

Desert Eagle

FIRST HERE'S THE REGULAR RESULT FOR PISTOL; Ah, the humble pistol. You answered honestly didn't you? Good. Now don't think this result makes you a sissy, oh no. If anything you're even crazier than ev... Read more

Uzi

Ah, the humble pistol. You answered honestly didn't you? Good. Now don't think this result makes you a sissy, oh no. If anything you're even crazier than everyone else here. Does it seem a waste of ti... Read more

AK-47

The Machinegun result usually points to friendly, "ditzy" types, the kind of odd people with Bunny-Rabbit slippers and bright eyes. But not you my friend. Sure, on the outside you seem funny, "hyper" ... Read more

Magnum Revolver

Die Hard. Not the film, the style of death. That is punishment to be met by all those who scorn you. In your eyes, seeing a man smashed by a train is ten times cooler than burned to death; and that co... Read more

Sawn-Off

Neither pistol nor shotgun, but the loud and angry red areas in between. You're a good fighter, strong willed and fisty, but not arrogant. You don'ty look for trouble, but if it turnes up on YOUR lawn... Read more

Jackhammer

Super-violent. The most deadly gun in this collection. You're not the craziest person, no way. But you're not far off. The Jackhammer combines the most threatening of all categories. The simplicity an... Read more

Bringer of Death

You score highly in all categories, which is bad. Um, you kept picking the evil options didn't you? Either you were joking (very funny jackass) or you seriously should avoid real life guns. Read more

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