The What Film Action Hero Are You Test
Their result for The What Film Action Hero Are You Test ...
Neo
And that's a fact.
You're a quiet dude who uses Kung-Fu action and tons of guns to kill sentient programs bent on enslaving man-kind. You're also kind of an emotionless, dumbfounded douche with really shitty sequels. But hey, it's better than time-travelling in a phone booth. -- Or is it?
Furthermore, your name is an anagram for "One". We could've been spared the two whimsical sequels if everyone just fucking noticed that.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 125% on Actionocity, higher than 22% of your peers.
All possible test results
Beatrix Kiddo
Kill Bill You seek revenge .. In a big way. You get it. It's mega sweet. Holy fuck I wish I was like you. Read more
Neo
The Matrix You're a quiet dude who uses Kung-Fu action and tons of guns to kill sentient programs bent on enslaving man-kind. You're also kind of an emotionless, dumbfounded douche with rea... Read more
The Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgment Day You are a robot from the future. You swore you wouldn't kill anyone .. but fucked if you're not gonna shoot them in the knee caps. Sweet. Your allegiances are dec... Read more
Harry Tasker
True Lies You are a devoted husband and father (you show your devotion as the latter with a Harrier Jet and as the former with a THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON.) You do well for yourself but it's dou... Read more
John McLane
Die Hard Yippie-Ka-Yay, Motherfucker! You are John McLane and you are fucking awesome. You kill terrorists while running barefoot on broken glass and don't even think twice about it. Your m... Read more
Korben Dallas
The Fifth Element You are a multi-lingual (English, Bad English), multi-faceted (Spaceships, Taxi Cabs), one-of-a-kind (Rest of your unit is dead) bad-ass mother-fucker. You team up with Le... Read more
Ripley
Aliens You kill Aliens. That's what you do. You don't do anything else. Even when you try to stop killing Aliens, they find you and you have to kill them. You will never, ever, EVER stop ki... Read more
Douglas Quaid
Total Recall You want to go to MARS! You don't remember WHY! In between doing whatever-the-hell you do, you fuck Sharon Stone .. which is kind of sweet. But your life is a convoluted mess o... Read more
