OkCupid | Take The Slacker Test

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Motivated Bum

Okay, so you might have a little bit of slacker in you, but you're probably pretty motivated. It doesn't take much to get you off your butt to get you out to do things, or spend time with real people. Your only real problem is the perception that you have of yourself. You aren't a slacker much, as everyone might tell you. Maybe your mom bitches about the fact that she does your laundry and cooks your meals, but overall, you're fairly independent and responsible.

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Motivated Bum

Lazy Bum

So you procrastinate and expect other people do stuff for you.. it's not all that bad, but you're teetering on the edge with all the slackedness out there... I'm not one to encourage such behavior, bu... Read more

The Standard Slacker

You're definitely a slacker, there's no question. You'd rather sit at home and do nothing, or have people over so you don't risk losing the dent under your ass on the couch. There's probably a nice pa... Read more

Super Slacker!

Nobody can beat this! You are the ultimate slacker, and have no intention of changing this. You probably have a system in place for automating your responsibilities, or you pawn them off on family and... Read more

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