Their result for The How Black Are You Test ...

Somewhat Black

You are 68% black!

Either you are black and from the suburbs, or not black. Still, the amount of things you know is fairly impressive. You don't see what the big deal is about J-Lo's ass, and you know how to spell ho. You probably make your Kool-Aid too sweet, but that's okay. I won't hold it against you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • blackness Distribution

    They scored 68% on blackness, higher than 68% of your peers.

All possible test results

Not Black At All

You are most likely whiter than wonderbread. Why the hell did you even take this test? Read more

Not Black

Okay, so you know a thing or two, or you're a good guesser. Bottom line, you're not black and you're probably glad to hear it. Read more

Not Really Black

Nice try, but no. You're not really black, and you know it, but at least you answered all the questions. Oh, and FYI, 45 degrees outside does not = shirts + shorts. Just so you know. Read more

Just A Tad Black

You've been exposed to enough hip hop culture to gain some insight, but you still have a long way to go. Maybe you can learn something from one of your black co-workers. Hint: Eddie Murphy's best work... Read more

A Little Bit Black

You asked your black friend for help on this test, didn't you? Notice I said friend, not friends. Oh well. You know a little bit of something, which is better than knowing a whole lot of nothing. I'd ... Read more

Mildly Black

You knew most of the basic things on this test, but got your ass handed to you in the advanced knowledge round. It's okay, though. You did really well, all things considering that you are probably not... Read more

Somewhat Black

Either you are black and from the suburbs, or not black. Still, the amount of things you know is fairly impressive. You don't see what the big deal is about J-Lo's ass, and you know how to spell ho. Y... Read more

Pretty Black

Either you're black, or you think you are. Either way, you know quite a bit. You know that sharks attack people because we're made of meat, not because they mistake us for seals. You know that strappi... Read more

Very Black

Either you are black, or you have a lot of black friends. You know that socks with flip flops are fucking ridiculous, and you always knew Mariah was black. You also know that Eazy-E hasn't had a new s... Read more

Entirely Black

You are either black, or married to a black person. Either way, you definitely know your stuff! You remember Destiny's Child before they became Beyonce & Her Back-Up Singers, and you know what "I'm Am... Read more

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