The Absolutely Fabulous Test

All possible test results

Gran

You are soooo un-fab. Almost as unfab as Saffy, but even SHE is cooler than you! Gran: Dear, I seem to have forgotten my e-mail. Eddy: I should imagine it is oldwoman@riskofbeingstrangledbyowndaugh... Read more

Saffron

You aren't that interested what Pats and Eddy are up to, but you feel you have to keep tabs. Maybe you should stop fussing about with the DNA model and go get drunk and have it off, darling! Read more

Bubble

You are a ditz, but you're cute and sort of fabulous, if in a flat-chested, totally clueless and dense sort of way. Read more

Justin

Eddy's ex husband. You're pretty fab because you remember all of the old tricks Eds used to get up to in her days, but you aren't always familiar with the newer stunts. But you own a delightful little... Read more

Almost there...

Okay, so you aren't the most loyal of AbFabers, but you try, and you look damn good doing it too. Read more

Patsy

You are fabulousness embodied. You watch the show religiously and know its origins, you know what the lushes drink and smoke and snort and go on holiday. Hurrah for you, darling! Fancy a smidge of Bol... Read more

Edina Monsoon

Sweetie darling! Sweetie darling, sweetie darling, sweetiedarlingsweetiedarling. SWEETIE DARLING!!!! Help mummy!!!! You are fabulousness embodied. You watch the show religiously and know its origins... Read more