The Which Horrible Disease Are You Test
Their result for The Which Horrible Disease Are You Test ...
The Bubonic Plague!
You scored 39% pestilentiality!
You come to us via fleas and rats. That is pretty gross. You were once widespread and really did a number on Europe back in the day, but you are not so contagious person to person.
It may delight you to know that you result from a bacteria, Yersinia pestis.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 39% on pestilentiality, higher than 36% of your peers.
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