The Does your pet want to kill you Test
Their result for The Does your pet want to kill you Test ...
Your Pet Likes You
You scored 85 Maulability
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 85% on Maulability, higher than 32% of your peers.
All possible test results
Way Not Good
Ummm... Yeah. You probably shouldn't own a pet. Read more
Not Good
Yes, your pet wants to kill you. Read more
Eh... So So
I see you've made effort in the past to be nice to your pet, but a few too many shits on the new carpet may have burnt you out. Your pet has thought about knocking you off, but will probably just run ... Read more
Who Knows
It could go either way. One more smack from the newspaper might be the final straw. On the other hand, a few more scraps after dinner could make them love you again. Read more
Not Likely
Same chance of being mauled as anyone else. Read more
Your Pet Likes You
Unless its a cat. Don't worry about a thing. Your safe from your pet. Read more
Holy Crap
Your pet would do anything for you. Don't worry about getting attacked. Read more
SuperDuper Pet Owner
Your pet likes you more than you like yourself and would do anything for you. You have nothing to worry about. Read more
