Their result for The High School Stereotype Test Test ...

Validictorian

You scored 60 Keenerness, 50 Artisticness, 56 Athleticness, and 53 Coolness!

Only one of these per year. Everybody likes them, and they like everyone, even the Losers. They are part of the cool clique, but they are not exclusive in who they grace with their attention. The downside is that if you are this lucky in high school, the rest of your life is bound to suck. Prepare for Lukemia buddy.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Keenerness Distribution

    They scored 60% on Keenerness, higher than 49% of your peers.

  • Artisticness Distribution

    They scored 50% on Artisticness, higher than 79% of your peers.

  • Athleticness Distribution

    They scored 56% on Athleticness, higher than 69% of your peers.

  • Coolness Distribution

    They scored 53% on Coolness, higher than 56% of your peers.

All possible test results

Loser

You are not very smart, athletic, artistic or likeable. You have no friends, and you are one of the very few people who deserves none. Read more

Superficial Prick

You are cool, and wear designer clothes, but your "friends" secretly hate you and use you for money/booze/smokes etc. Everyone else, that you see as lower than you, hates you. You have frost tippe... Read more

Punk

You are poor, wear shitty clothes, and no one likes you, but damn can you fight. You listen to punk music, obviously. Read more

Jock

You are a jock, and possibly preppy too. Most people, except for Emos and nerds whom you kick the shit out of, like you. Your girl friend is hot, and your parents are rich, but you are stupid. Y... Read more

Emo

HAHAHAH. You got the worst category next to "Loser". You think you are unique, and a non-conformist, but you aren't. You are exactly like all the other emos who wear tight pants, tight band T's,... Read more

Rare Cool Artist

You get along with the Jocks and Preps, even if you aren't in their respective cliques, and you wear designer clothes (although you aren't extremely fussy about the brand, it doesn't HAVE to be Gsus, ... Read more

Goth

You may be tough, and you may even be able to draw a decent obscure black and white peice of art. But nobody likes you. The good thing is that you don't care. Read more

Non-existent

There is nobody who fits into this category, if you do, you cheated on the test. Read more

Nerd

You try hard. You do well. You will be rich. But you will die a sad lonely death, as the rich, 20 years younger, model you married prepares to snatch your inheritance away. Money and smarts ar... Read more

Smart Prep

A very rare category. These guys are cool, and smart. They have many freinds and buddies, and are generally well liked and nice to people. There is nothing that wrong with this category other th... Read more

Loner Jock

You are on all the school teams, and in all the clubs too. You get good grades, and are a shoe in for a scholarship. The problem: You don't have freinds. Its not that people don't like you, its ... Read more

Validictorian

Only one of these per year. Everybody likes them, and they like everyone, even the Losers. They are part of the cool clique, but they are not exclusive in who they grace with their attention. Th... Read more

Tortured Artist

Different from the Emo in that you are intelligent. But you are still a whiny bitch. Read more

Rarest of em all

Same as the Rare Cool Artist, except that you are smart and bound to be successful too. You get along with the Jocks and Preps, even if you aren't in their respective cliques, and you wear designer ... Read more

No friends smart guy

Not a Loser, or a Nerd, you've got more going for you than that. On paper, you seem like the perfect candidate for "Aryan Super Race" but you lack social skills. Learn em, and you could be great. ... Read more

God

You are god, or you cheated on the test. Read more

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