The Your TV Pilot Test
Their result for The Your TV Pilot Test ...
Hot Doctor Show
You scored 68% cerebral and 49% visual!
You are the backbone of the industry.After years as a PA, you finally get your foot in the door. Your hard work and diligence pay off handsomely. Your creativity and natural political maneuvering allow you to helm several big hitters. You are a Player. Your syndication rights alone mean you will never actually have to speak on your own behalf again.
Ratings: Huge.
Several characters spin-off, and you do all your business now from your yacht; somehow maintaining an earthy sensibility that translates into a lucrative show-running career. You are god-like in the Industry. You and David E. Kelley time-share the Alps in January. Brilliant!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 68% on cable, higher than 55% of your peers.
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They scored 49% on network, higher than 4% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Director!
Congratulations! You have no Tv pulse. Your Tv program would amount to a cable access show of you reading, or thinking about playing the guitar, or doing some mobile networking in your girl/boy boxers... Read more
The A.M. Show
Everything on Tv is just a doormat for Oprah, to you. You putthe 'nil' in Vanilla. And everyone likes vanilla a little, it's just sensible. Your Daytime Pilot will be about proper mail catalogue sizi... Read more
The Sitcom
You just laugh and laugh. You would be an excellent PA for a media executive. Instead, you write a half-hour Comedy Pilot based on the antics of your quirky, lovable neighbors. Your pitch... Read more
Must See! Thurs!
You're funny. Your friends are cute and funny. You've worn something quirky. A scarf even, and you're a guy. Your Network Pilot will be splenda sweet and oddly filling for a whole 22 minutes. ... Read more
PBS
The people on the other channels scare you a little. Learning something you won't remember feels good. You may have thought to yourself that sighing is largely under-rated, and those British comedians... Read more
WB
You like being around cute people. Admit IT. Even after you find out they have an STD. They are still cute, right? Your Dramedy will center around the lives of 20-somethings who keep it as real as whi... Read more
Make-Overs!
You big Do-Gooder! It's so fun to watch people's lives completely changed by Stuff and Looks. It feels good to watch TV and get a little misty, doesn't it? Your Reality Pilot follows a handsome hunk a... Read more
Bum Fighting!
That's right. You have a Major Network (uh, FOX) optioning your Reality TV Pilot of Hobos beating each other's tooth in. You can't believe what you've created, a real-life train wreck, and You thought... Read more
Sport-lebrity Tv
You don't really care who watches your show. It's for the die-hards, anyway. You ARE Bass Fishing, Trading your Space, propping up Bush, or understanding that THEY may not appreciate the irony that no... Read more
Hot Doctor Show
Everyone is hot. And, smart. Someone is a cripple, and pissed. John Williams is hired on to do the above-the-line credit's music. Insiders at UPN are feeling pretty smug. As further evidence of the Br... Read more
Rehab Ranch
The first 12 episodes of your show will involve formerly attractive D-list celebs talking about getting wasted and giving lap dances to the cowboys for cigs. Some one will cry like Tammy Faye every w... Read more
Pimp My Deere
You will write a show that involves making someone's Sled sweeter. Not Pimp my Airstream, your twin brother already got that one. Or, Bling my Bike. Sister got that. No, yours is cooler! John Deere: ... Read more
SoUnderDeadWeeds
Your character driven Drama must include "real dialogue". You drop eF bombs and the L word, smoke 'jays', and try to take all that pseudo-beauty out of sex and art. Most people don't like you or your ... Read more
Nip/Suck
You will aim high to stimulate your viewers. They are not dumb. So, you make the gorgeous cast moody, broody, flawed, and whenever you get the chance, NAKED. Your Pilot follows the Intricate Web of Se... Read more
Adult Swum
You have written the perfect cartoon. It will make Aqua Teen Hunger Force obsolete. You will own Adult Swim. I would tell you what it is, but you won't take the drawings out of the backpack you... Read more
The ACRONYM
You love a shoot-out, a car chase even. Or, dreaming about paying someone back by tying their arms to a roller coaster track. At night, with a dame. Then coolly smoking a cig, watching their eyes bug.... Read more
