Their result for The Your TV Pilot Test ...

Rehab Ranch

You scored 75% cerebral and 74% visual!

The first 12 episodes of your show will involve formerly attractive D-list celebs talking about getting wasted and giving lap dances to the cowboys for cigs. Some one will cry like Tammy Faye every week. In the finale, Urkel kisses Ricky Schroeder. Heart warming reunion show is Ratings winner.

You are the Gambler in the Industry.You have an extra sense when it comes to predicting pop culture. By being ahead of the curve, you can easily translate what viewers are ready for. The nomad writer, you can't be dictated to by a network. So you look for opportunities everywhere. And you find them. You don't place traditional boundries on yourself, so your projects always have a freshness to them, or they stink.

Ratings: Greeks on campus make up a Bong hitting game to it.

You're rich! And now you can wear shorts for the rest of your life, bouncing from club to club pitching new ideas to potential production company heads. You never want to die. You're golden.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • cable Distribution

    They scored 75% on cable, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • network Distribution

    They scored 74% on network, higher than 70% of your peers.

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