The What You Never Knew About You Test
Their result for The What You Never Knew About You Test ...
Furtive Masturbator
You scored 33%Psychopathology, 81%Sexual Deviance, and 40%Gullibility!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 33% on Psychopathology, higher than 22% of your peers.
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They scored 81% on Sexual Deviance, higher than 99% of your peers.
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They scored 40% on Gullibility, higher than 56% of your peers.
All possible test results
Worryingly Normal
You are still who you were when you started this test. You haven't probed any mysteries, or challenged any views. You are stuck with who you are. Our painstaking personality matrix has decided that y... Read more
Furtive Masturbator
You are a terminal masturbator. You think about little else during your day. You probably picked all the words that sounded dirty, didn't you? Our personality matrix data has indicated that you will ... Read more
Spray Masturbator
We certainly probed you there, didn't we. And you enjoyed it too, you big pervert. The personality matrix says that you are a terminal masturbator. You were probably playing with your bits while doing... Read more
Psychopath
You are a nut-case. Sorry, but there it is. The personality matrix doesn't lie. You'll probably die in a hail of bullets, clutching the severed head of a small child. The ideal career for you is Traf... Read more
Sadist
You are an angry pervert. You enjoy inflicting pain on others and probably spend your spare time raping small woodland creatures. You should not be allowed near people, and certainly not near hedgehog... Read more
Masochist
You are one sick little puppy. You like it rough, you like to get hurt, and you especially like the feel of gravel on your skin. You are a colossal pervert, for whom no sexual degredation is too humil... Read more