The Grammar Snob Test

All possible test results

Philistine

You slept through your English classes, didn't you? Proper use of language means nothing to you: yours or anyone else's. Maybe you should stick to grunts and gestures. Read more

Grammar Slob

If pressed, you can distinguish good grammar from bad, but you really have more important things to think about, like getting laid and when the next episode of Fear Factor will be on. Read more

Laid Back

You can appreciate a skillful turn of phrase, and you certainly wouldn't mind if people took a bit more care with their language, but you (mostly) keep your complaints to yourself. Read more

Grammarphile

You have a mighty respect for the English language, and its tortuous misuse by the uneducated burns your soul. You can barely restrain yourself from grammatical vigilantism. You often find your frie... Read more

Obsessive-Compulsive

You need to get a life. Proper language use is a fine hobby, but not at the expensive of relationships, leisure activities, careers and the like. Really, go see a therapist and get evaluated for OCD... Read more