Their result for The The polarbear carrying a shark Test ...

You scored 22 Size, 3 Speed, 27 Coolness, and 0 Lame-osity!.... But none of this really matters...what really matters is "did you learn something here today?"

Ok... You might have guessed by now that there is NO right answer for any of these questions. They were simply made to make you sit up and think about important issues in the world right now... like monkeys with straight razors. Plus... the stats will give me concrete evidence to back up some arguments I have with my friends! I intend this test to be a work in progress. If you have any other matchups you are curious about... please e-mail them to me and I'll add them in! I mean, these are important things to know people! So... for completing the test...uhm...here's a picture of David Hasslehoff and Gary Coleman.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Size Distribution

    They scored 22% on Size, higher than 82% of your peers.

  • Speed Distribution

    They scored 3% on Speed, higher than 34% of your peers.

  • Coolness Distribution

    They scored 27% on Coolness, higher than 20% of your peers.

  • Lame-osity Distribution

    They scored 0% on Lame-osity, higher than 43% of your peers.

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