The Your Best Addiction Test

All possible test results

Herion Addict

You are the classic addict, the one your teachers warned you about. You don't care much what people think of you. You don't really care about pepople anyway. You also don't care what happens to you... Read more

Alcoholic

A Classic Addiction. Alcohol is legal and easibly attainable, yet messes up your life more than most other addictions. People will call you a drunk to your face, but you don't really care. You can'... Read more

Crack Addict

You're a people person, so you need a fun, sociable addiction. Who cares if you're going to prostitute yourself for as long as it takes to wind up in jail? At least you're having fun. The other ben... Read more

Sex Addict

You feel a desperate need to be with other people, so a nice sex addiction might suit you well. Lovers, strippers, prostitutes, or your stepdaughter, it's all the same to you. As long as you're usin... Read more

Video Game Addict

You don't like people much, but you need a certain amount of their respect in order to avoid killing yourself. So a nice, legal Video Game addiction is perfect for you. Just as escapist as a chemica... Read more

Nicotine Addict

You are a hard customer to please, here in the addiction shop. You demand an addiction that hits you with satisfaction like a ton of bricks, but you won't stand for anything fogging your mind and int... Read more

Shopping Addict

You tend to have a lot of bad days. It's only fair that you have a little something to cheer you up. A chemical addiction is a little too scary and anti-social for you. Why not invite your friends ... Read more

Meth Addict

You're an intense person. You should go for an intense addiction. Methamphetamine might be the most hated and feared drug of this decade, but it really helps get the house cleaning done lickety-spli... Read more

Internet Addict

Addictions can serve many purposes in your life. In your case, it can serve to become your life. Old-fashioned drug addictions are much too tacky for you. Besides, you wouldn't want to upset Mommy.... Read more

Gambling Addict

Given your underpriveledged and abusive upbringing, it's important to you that your addiction helps put you on top of the steaming heap of humanity that is our society. Choose gambling, and your wild... Read more

Love Addict

I'm sorry your parents forgot you at that beach resort when you were 10. No, it's not because you're a bad person. Really, you don't need to cut yourself like that. People are starting to talk. Be... Read more

Caffiene Addict

Boy, are you hard to please! You say you want an addiction, but you're not willing to make any sacrifices for it. You won't put up with any inconvenience, ugliness, expense, or distraction from your... Read more