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Well Hello There

I think I might keep you around.

Seriously, where have you been my whole life?  Even my friends like you (probably because you hooked them up with your hot friends).  I'm impressed at your knowledge of Belgian Ales.  Also, I'm happy that I don't need to lie to you about my friend's bachelor party because you volunteered to help me organize it.  Speaking of which, I'm not entirely sure how you knew the blonde was more flexible than the brunette, but I appreciate the way you think!  

 

P.S. Thanks again for the home brewing kit and the 20 pound bag of fireworks.  Best. Girlfriend. EVER.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Jail_Bait Distribution

    They scored 1% on Jail_Bait, higher than 10% of your peers.

  • Mud_Stick_You Distribution

    They scored 5% on Mud_Stick_You, higher than 11% of your peers.

  • High_Maintenance_Bitch Distribution

    They scored 10% on High_Maintenance_Bitch, higher than 77% of your peers.

  • Well_Hello_There Distribution

    They scored 36% on Well_Hello_There, higher than 95% of your peers.

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Well Hello There

Seriously, where have you been my whole life?  Even my friends like you (probably because you hooked them up with your hot friends).  I'm impressed at your knowledge of Belgian Ales.  Also, I'm ... Read more

High Maintenance Bitch

There aren't enough mirrors in the world to make you happy.  And if there were I couldn't afford them.  Sure, your well-manicured body and perfectly tweezed face get my blood flowing, but the time y... Read more

Mud. Stick. You.

If you hadn't noticed, I'm kind of a complete jackass and you never laugh at any of my tomfoolery.  We broke up because you called the park service after finding pictures of me pretending to hump a S... Read more

Jail Bait!

I broke up with you after finding out you're only 16 years old.  This site is for consenting adults.  Please don't tell anyone we hung out because I'm too pretty for the clink. Read more

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