Evil Mastermind (EC)
Memo to you: your boss classifies at The Evil Mastermind, and falls into the Evil and Competent category. This means he/she scored between 0% and 50% on 'goodness' and between 71% and 100% on 'competency'.
Oh dear... this is easily the most deadly variety of boss. They're often completely ruthless and self-serving, which usually means they're quite good at moving up in the business and quite proficient at blaming others. If this boss type does anything really underhanded, the chances of them getting caught are pretty slim. There's a moderate chance that your boss may also be sociopathic.
HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS BOSS ARCHETYPE: Handling an 'evil mastermind' archetype is tough work, since there's almost nothing they'll fall for. They're usually savvy enough to work out if your trying to suck up to them, so complimenting them on their tie is not going to win you over. In fact, the only way you'll stand a chance here is by either trying to catch them out and report them if you suspect them of any sort of foul play (if you work for the mafia, though, I'd be very careful with this tactic - you may find yourself sleepin' with the fishes) or by transferring to another department (or another job altogether) if you can do that. You can also try sleeping with them (either to improve their impression of you or to later attempt some form of blackmail), but I would be wary of how you go about wooing them - sexual harassment policies are getting tighter and tighter these days, and even a seemingly innocuous comment like 'your sleeves are blue' can now be punishable with a minimum thirty years in solitary confinement at a maximum security penitentiary.
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