Not very fucked

Let me take a wild guess. You're male. You're white. You're Republican. You don't let actual facts bother you. You either have a lot of money or you're a poor stupid redneck. You think having morals means going out of your way to deny gay people equal rights, instead of being nice to people and honest in your business dealings. You're greedy, either for money or for more guns, depending. You're a Christian AND an asshole. Explain that one, because I can't. Anyway, you should do just fine the next four years. If you're not already offended, take my Republicans Are All Queers Test: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10429819748314967241

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Not very fucked

Let me take a wild guess. You're male. You're white. You're Republican. You don't let actual facts bother you. You either have a lot of money or you're a poor stupid redneck. You think having mo... Read more

Slightly fucked

You're probably a Republican, but a fairly moderate one. You're still most likely an asshole, but you can fake your way through a social gathering. You could get fucked here and there by the Bush ad... Read more

Pretty fucked

You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority.... Read more

So fucking fucked

Wow. You are so fucked. Really, really fucked. I'm sorry for the bad news, but holy shit are you fucked. There's a good chance that you're a poor, gay, black woman without healthcare who doesn't b... Read more

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