Not very fucked
Let me take a wild guess. You're male. You're white. You're Republican. You don't let actual facts bother you. You either have a lot of money or you're a poor stupid redneck. You think having morals means going out of your way to deny gay people equal rights, instead of being nice to people and honest in your business dealings. You're greedy, either for money or for more guns, depending. You're a Christian AND an asshole. Explain that one, because I can't. Anyway, you should do just fine the next four years.
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Let me take a wild guess. You're male. You're white. You're Republican. You don't let actual facts bother you. You either have a lot of money or you're a poor stupid redneck. You think having mo... Read more
You're probably a Republican, but a fairly moderate one. You're still most likely an asshole, but you can fake your way through a social gathering. You could get fucked here and there by the Bush ad... Read more
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