OkCupid | Take The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test

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Their result for The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test ...

Slightly fucked

### is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!

You're probably a Republican, but a fairly moderate one. You're still most likely an asshole, but you can fake your way through a social gathering. You could get fucked here and there by the Bush administration, but mostly you'll be okay. If you're not already offended, take my Republicans Are All Queers Test: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10429819748314967241

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 8% on Fuckedness, higher than 7% of your peers.

All possible test results

Not very fucked

Let me take a wild guess. You're male. You're white. You're Republican. You don't let actual facts bother you. You either have a lot of money or you're a poor stupid redneck. You think having mo... Read more

Slightly fucked

Pretty fucked

You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority.... Read more

So fucking fucked

Wow. You are so fucked. Really, really fucked. I'm sorry for the bad news, but holy shit are you fucked. There's a good chance that you're a poor, gay, black woman without healthcare who doesn't b... Read more

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