The Asshole's Politics Test
Their result for The Asshole's Politics Test ...
Super-Liberal Pussy
Approximately 14% of your molecules are those of a true asshole.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 14% on malice, higher than 5% of your peers.
All possible test results
Pinko Commie Fuck
Why don't you go live in a hole you stupid bastard? Holy shit, you're gullable, passive and, worst of all, stupid as all Hell. You probably fuckin' love PETA, which makes since because you also tolera... Read more
Super-Liberal Pussy
I'd bet you've seen a lot of protests and rallies in your day, huh? If not, it's probably because you're too young to have bothered, but trust me, you will. You're about as malevolent as a super-liber... Read more
Neo-Hippy Whiner
Based on how much of an asshole you are, you should probably be a modern-day hippy pothead fucker that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground, but can at least tell the difference between a ... Read more
Bible-Thumper
This is about the Malice:Kindness ratio I would expect in a dirty bible-thumper fucking candy-ass. You most likely possess basic eye-for-an-eye ideals, but, for the most part, you're still a fucking p... Read more
Centrist
Basically, you're somewhere in the middle. You aren't extremely optimistic or pessimistic, sympathetic or merciless... you're just average. Some people would consider being a centrist asshole a good t... Read more
Modern Republican
You are what is becoming the modern Republican - close to what might be called the neoconservative. You aren't on the stupid bible-thumper side of being a Republican, no... you are the asshole statisc... Read more
Redneck Asshole
There's a good chance that you're a racist shitface, whether you want to admit it or not, but, as you may or may not actually say to people: behind all forms of racism are statistics. You may or may n... Read more
Heartless Neocon
Pfft, what the fuck is a heart? That's what I say. Apparently, it's what you say, too. You're an asshole mother fucker, a statiscian, a debater, a vengeful prick, and one fully convinced, through year... Read more
Neo-Nazi Fucker
Seriously, now's as good a time as any to kill yourself, you super-racist, heartless fucker. Even I'M not as fucking far-gone as you. You are a total fucking asshole that lacks an ounce of mercy or co... Read more
