Their result for The Asshole's Politics Test ...

Super-Liberal Pussy

Approximately 14% of your molecules are those of a true asshole.

I'd bet you've seen a lot of protests and rallies in your day, huh? If not, it's probably because you're too young to have bothered, but trust me, you will. You're about as malevolent as a super-liberal pussy that gets high three times a day and then spits ignorant theories out of their stupid fucking mouth as if weed has enlightened them. There is a flaw in your nature, however, that prevents you from being the biggest faggot you can be; in other words, you are not completely void of all asshole tendencies. This could be a result of many things. For instance, if you were raised in the South, maybe you are an avid supporter of the death penalty. It's okay, though. Your flaw is probably the only semblance of a brain that you have left.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • malice Distribution

    They scored 14% on malice, higher than 6% of your peers.

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