Their result for The How Will Your Face to Face Meeting Go? Test ...

"That was Nice."

You scored 96 % Politeness, 64 % Preparation, 71 % Compatibility

Pleasant enough, but no one goes home convinced they've found The One. Maybe a do over will improve things, for sure no one felt in danger--for their lives or their hearts. If there's chemistry, it isn't a raging sulfur fire; more like a delicate bunsen burner that requires tending and more fuel to heat things up.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Politeness Distribution

    They scored 96% on Politeness, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • Preparation Distribution

    They scored 64% on Preparation, higher than 57% of your peers.

  • Compatibility Distribution

    They scored 71% on Compatibility, higher than 39% of your peers.

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