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How do you even know how to work your computer?
Maybe you're purposely trying to hide your true nature in the forlorn hope some magical "click" will occur in person.
Assuming you actuall... Read more
No, you aren't soul mates, but it might just all work out. There's more to a relationship than how you answer questions on OKC. Like how people smell. Or who wins the burping contest.
How... Read more
You had some vague idea of how you will get together and what you will do, but somehow that all turns into a public makeout session about ten seconds after meeting.
Assuming they were par... Read more
You know what you are--or want to be.
If the person you plan to meet knew, they would probably send a detective instead. Read more
So what if there's no fucking chemistry? Dude, this person is AWESOME at lighting farts! Maybe you two should plan to go tagging or cow tipping for your next outing. if you're both ou... Read more
Like a really lucky night out, your eyes lock and you are going to have fun together, as long as there's beer or jello shooters.
Likely an equal mix of shouting, bar fights and semi-publi... Read more
You aren't really looking for a new friend, you're getting a free meal.
I'm sure you'll remember the fava beans. Read more
You might click if you can stop the sarcastic jibes at each other, or at least team up long enough to beat up someone else in the dive bar. Read more
Turns out your meeting helps you find a great new partner in crime. And/or orgasms. But bystanders are going to complain about all the foul language and bodily fluids. Read more
Bland, but less fun than a hot... game of scrabble. Read more
There's some connection, but everyone is very careful not to upset the other, and worse, no one knows how to get rid of the chaperone. Read more
The air is electric around you when you see each other, unfortunately no one brought a scrabble board much less condoms, you don't have much time, and the kids won't leave the room long enough to... d... Read more
You'll get through this OK, though after two minutes, you'll both wonder why you're there when you could be playing Scrabble online with someone who doesn't smell bad or have that annoying opinion abo... Read more
Everyone looks so nice and is on their best behavior. But is there a little heat sublimating around the pork barbeque? Maybe, if things go just right and someone slips something into the fruit punch, ... Read more
Coming in without too many expectations, things go much better than you hoped. You wonder why you didn't do something like this long before.
If you liked this test, or my sense of humor, then c... Read more
With all the suave charm of a 12 year old boy, but most eventualities prepared for, the fact that you are right on time and impeccably groomed doesn't mean you'll actually click with the person you're... Read more
You've got every THING you need, but it's a better question as to whether this is the right person for you to be prepared for.
Still, with effort the trip might be worth it. It's not all ... Read more
Like a really lucky night out, you eyes lock and you are going to have fun together, as long as there's beer and jello shooters. Try to get a booth in the back where it's dark.
If you liked th... Read more
No hurt feelings, no problem heading out early, even though neither of you planned what to say to excuse yourselves. This kind of meeting is a vindication of the whole purpose of manners, since it all... Read more
Everyone behaves and no one is too excited to risk putting something they didn't bring in the punch. Maybe something will develop later after the adults go to bed. What a shame no one's parents are go... Read more
There's a powerful, fated connection, but everyone is very careful not to upset the other, and worse, no one knows how to get rid of the chaperone. Afterwards, many feverish letters will pass back and... Read more
No feelings hurt, but you'll never get those hours back. At least the food is okay. If the other person pays, count it a win but don't exchange addresses.
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Pleasant enough, but no one goes home convinced they've found The One. Maybe a do over will improve things, for sure no one felt in danger--for their lives or their hearts. If there's chemistry, it is... Read more
Seething passions hide behind impeccable manners, you both feel it from the moment you meet. Suddenly all the safeguards put in place so carefully to protect yourselves are hindrances to what you trul... Read more
Everyone looks nice, but there's no chemistry. Makes it easier to avoid saying "I'll call you." No one minds when the other person says "We really aren't right for each other, are we?" and neither car... Read more
To hell with getting to know this person better, you two make great "wing men" for each other. Maybe in time some stronger connection will grow, but you've certainly found someone to respect and enjoy... Read more
Congratulations on doing everything right--no way you'll be too cocky here, and even if you're shy, the attraction you both feel means great things for your future.
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