Their result for The Family Guy Character Test ...

Joe Swanson

You scored 35% Evilness, 70% Horniness, 80% Intelligence, and 75% Fitness!

You're Joe Swanson!

You're a powerhouse of physical fitness, aside from that whole "wheelchair" thing. You're also one of the good guys, ready to fight crime day or night. You're smart, too, and when you come home from a long day of writing traffic tickets and saving orphans you're ready to make sure your wife stays pregnant for another three seasons. Go you!

"ALL RIGHT! LET'S DO IT!"

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Evilness Distribution

    They scored 35% on Evilness, higher than 42% of your peers.

  • Horniness Distribution

    They scored 70% on Horniness, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 80% on Intelligence, higher than 75% of your peers.

  • Fitness Distribution

    They scored 75% on Fitness, higher than 82% of your peers.

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