The Atelopus Frog

Traditional, relatively monogamous, and maybe a bit clingy: you, my friend, are the Atelopus Frog. There's nothing you like more than some old-fashioned sex followed by a good, loooooong cuddle! The act itself isn't all that exciting, but after coitus, the male atelopus continues to lie on the back of the female for up to six months. Why? 'Cause it means she won't be able to have sex with anyone else. You possessive, needy little bastard.

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The Atelopus Frog

Traditional, relatively monogamous, and maybe a bit clingy: you, my friend, are the Atelopus Frog. There's nothing you like more than some old-fashioned sex followed by a good, loooooong cuddle! The... Read more

The Octopus

Hey, super-freak! Even in the animal kingdom, where weird sex is the norm, the Paper Nautilus octopus takes it to a whole 'nother level. You're an odd combination of shyness and bizarre experimentat... Read more

The Honey Bee

Yikes. Even by animal standards, you've got a rough time of it. The honey bee, the celebrity-chaser of the animal kingdom, only gets to have sex if and when the queen bee happens to select him durin... Read more

The Bonobo

Whoa, there! You're a lover, not a fighter... and you're not particularly picky about WHO you love, as long as you're having a good time. Bonobos (also known as pygmy chimps) are one of the only spe... Read more

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