The Bonobo

Whoa, there! You're a lover, not a fighter... and you're not particularly picky about WHO you love, as long as you're having a good time. Bonobos (also known as pygmy chimps) are one of the only species apart from humans that engages in face-to-face intercourse and tongue kissing. And they do it A LOT. Like the bonobo, you just can't seem to get enough sex... even if it means sleeping with all your friends, and their neighbors, and their parents. But, you'll be relieved to know that you might be on to something: Bonobos' rampant fornicating actually serves the higher purpose of maintaining social cohesion and resolving disputes. Where other animals fight over food or territory, the bonobos just have sex instead! So the next time someone calls you a slut, you just tell them you're an avant-garde social theorist. And then sleep with them, to make sure there are no hard feelings.

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