The Hipster Test
Their result for The Hipster Test ...
Accelerated
You scored 115 Hipsterness!
Hey, alright, you understand the main principles of hipsterness and can be chill at an Elf Power show and not be heckled (too much). Sure, you only know about Elliot Smith because of the Royal Tennenbaums, but at least you've seen the movie!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 115% on Hipsterness, higher than 40% of your peers.
All possible test results
PLASMA
You are so uncool, you're considered a fairly new concept of matter! You obviously have no idea what hipsterness is, and probably never will. Either move back in with your parents or try and intern at... Read more
NORMAL
You are a normal, run-of-the-mill human. You don't understand many of the basic ideals of hipsterism, but you at least can get by with some "Yeah, I heard about them"s and a couple of "Who?"s, but ove... Read more
Accelerated
Hey, alright, you understand the main principles of hipsterness and can be chill at an Elf Power show and not be heckled (too much). Sure, you only know about Elliot Smith because of the Royal Tennenb... Read more
Hipster
Congratulations, you are officially a hipster! Feel free to work at a used record shop and talk down to teen boppers while sipping mocha-fresh Starbucks. You have a fairly decent vinyl collection and ... Read more
HIPSTERRR!!!
Holy crap, you are truly one the hippest Hipsters ever! You must have, like, ALL of Conor Oberst's hand-made cassete demos, AND the entire Radiohead catologue on vinyl! Your parties usually include co... Read more
