Their result for The 'do you masturbate too much' Test ...

Wanker

You are xxx% in lust with yourself!

You are on first name terms with Mrs. O'Thumb and her four daughters/Hand Solo. But there's still room for improvement. If this test had a winner, it would be you. But it doesn't. So go rummage in your underpants some more. Nobody's looking, and more importantly, nobody cares.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • self-love Distribution

    They scored 77% on self-love, higher than 99% of your peers.

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Test spoiler

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Wanker

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Master of the domain

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