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Cynical Bastard Ahoy

Hrm. You are 100% cynical.

With an outlook on life like yours, I am surprised you've signed up to okcupid at all. You are one cynical git. You must be damn miserable. I recommend repeated viewing of Amélie on dvd for a month, a cartload of chocolate ice cream and a fluffy bunny for bed each night. And a box of Valium.

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With an outlook on life like yours, I am surprised you've signed up to okcupid at all. You are one cynical git. You must be damn miserable. I recommend repeated viewing of Amélie on dvd for a ... Read more

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