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The Amatuer Buddhist

For what it's worth, human, you got ###.

You are the lowest category of the high categories. You are probabhly discovering somethings, & curious about others. Your category name does not imply you should be buddhist, by the way, they are lame, usually. You give good head. YOU ARE OPENING YOUR EYES

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Light Distribution

    They scored 59% on Light, higher than 63% of your peers.

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Quasi-Enlightened

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