Their result for The Time for Cake and Sodomy Test ...

Cake/Sodomy

Yey! 60 cake and 57 sodomy!

Yey, I like you! A well rounded person. You probably know the art of how to be both sweet and cynical, have good tastes(er...similar to mine, that is.), not to mention that you know how to have sex in a couple of other positions than missionary.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • cake Distribution

    They scored 60% on cake, higher than 37% of your peers.

  • sodomy Distribution

    They scored 57% on sodomy, higher than 52% of your peers.

All possible test results

Go away! Yes, you.

I do not like you - you sexless, skinny creature of boringness and selfdicipline. lucky you that I don't have a hang for hating people, or else you would be in danger. What you need is to eat somethin... Read more

Cake? What's that?

You're in desperate need of something fattening and sugary. Some sex probably wouldn't hurt either. Especially anything but missionary. I probably wouldn't like you too much, but you're welcome to pr... Read more

Cake? Not for me.

You're in desperate need of something fattening and sugary. Still I would guess that you know more positions than missionary, a couple of good films, and probably are quite cynical at times. So, what ... Read more

SODOMIST

You're in desperate need of something fattening and sugary. But hey, we could fuck. I would guess that you know more positions than missionary, a couple of good films, and probably are quite cynical ... Read more

SODOMIST!

You're in desperate need of something fattening and sugary. Still I desperately want you to fuck me. So what are you waiting for? Go bake me a cake so we can get it on! Read more

Sexless cookie

Do you ever even think about having sex? Mastrubate? ANYTHING?! Very well, we could meet up anyway. Just for the cake I mean. Read more

Normal

You're completely normal. Congrats! Still, you're not exactly one of a kind. Did you know that cake and sodomy doesn't nessecarily exclude each other? Read more

Normalish sodomist

You're quite normal. Congrats! Still, you're not exactly one of a kind. Did you know that cake and sodomy doesn't nessecarily exclude each other? Anyway, you probably know more than two sexpositions,... Read more

Sodomy, and oh, cake

You eat your cake and know your sodomy. Way to go! May I suggest that you take mix them up a bit and take it to the next level? The two of the doesn't exclude each other, you know. Anyway, you probab... Read more

Cake and SODOMY

I desperately want you to fuck me. You probably have great sex, and great tastes in other areas of life as well. So what are you waiting for? Go bake me a cake so we can get it on! Read more

Cake, please.

Sex, dear? I'd rather have a piece of cake. Do you ever even think about having sex? Mastrubate? ANYTHING?! Very well, we still seem to have quite a few similar tastes so why not meet up anyway? Just ... Read more

Normalish cookie

Actually, you're quite normal. Congrats! Although you're not exactly one of a kind we would probably still have quite a lot in common. Spice it up a bit, baby! Did you know that cake and sodomy doesn... Read more

Cake/Sodomy

Yey, I like you! A well rounded person. You probably know the art of how to be both sweet and cynical, have good tastes(er...similar to mine, that is.), not to mention that you know how to have sex in... Read more

Sodomy, and oh, cake

Sex, dear? Piece of cake. Yey, I like you! You probably know the art of how to be both sweet and cynical, have good tastes(er...similar to mine, that is.), not to mention that you know how to have sex... Read more

SODOMY, and oh, cake

Sex, dear? Piece of cake. Yey, I like you! You probably know the art of how to be both sweet and cynical, have good tastes(er...similar to mine, that is.), not to mention that you know how to have sex... Read more

CAKE! and sodomy?

There is probably no other person I would like so much to eat a platonic piece of cake, or five, with than you! No more than a few anyway. Do you ever even think about having sex? Mastrubate? ANYTHING... Read more

CAKE and sodomy

There is probably few other people I would like so much to eat a platonic piece of cake, or five, with than you! Go bake yourself a cake now, you did great. And hey, watch some porn and we might be at... Read more

Yummy sex?

Yey, I like you! You probably know the art of how to be both sweet and cynical, have good tastes(er...similar to mine, that is.), not to mention that you know how to have sex in a couple of other posi... Read more

Yummy sex

Damn close to perfection! Do you know me? If I didn't know better, I'd say you cheated. Impressing balance too, I must say. Anyway, I hope we can meet up sometime soon for som cake and sodomy. Read more

Cake and SODOMY

Oh dear, I think I spilled some cake, care to lick it of me? Damn close to perfection! Do you know me? If I didn't know better, I'd say you cheated. Anyway, I hope we can meet up sometime soon for so... Read more

CAKE anyone?!

One of the categories I would think it hard to fit in to trough this test, but who knows. however; you made it. Do you ever even think about having sex? Mastrubate? ANYTHING?! Very well, we could meet... Read more

CAKE

There is probably few other people I would like so much to eat a platonic piece of cake, or five, with than you! Go bake yourself a cake now, you did great. And hey, watch some porn and we might be at... Read more

Cake and, oh, sodomy

Yeah baby! This could really work. We probably have similar tastes in quite a lot of things, and the possibility that you know more positions than plain 'ol missionary is assuringly high. Bake me a ca... Read more

CAKE and sodomy

Damn close to perfection! Do you know me? If I didn't know better, I'd say you cheated. Anyway, I hope we can meet up sometime soon for som cake and sodomy. There's no question about the cake at leas... Read more

I LOVE YOU

You excell, my dear. I honestly did not know that making it to this category was possible, but you made it. No doubt about that. You probably know the art of how to be both sweet and cynical, have gre... Read more

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