The How Classy Are You Test

All possible test results

Destitute

Bottom-out-of-sight You are probably homeless, and if you have ever held a job, it was one of those "under-the-table" operations. You don't even know how to apply for welfare. What exactly are you ... Read more

Low Proletarian

You probably spend a lot of your time "going green," and I don't mean that you care about the environment. You buy a lot of flavored cigars and lottery tickets. You may have a job, but only because y... Read more

Mid-Proletarian

You probably collect something, like Zodiac symbols or unicorns. You smoke a lot of cigarettes and have a high chance of getting married young, then divorcing. You are likely to work at some type of... Read more

High-Proletarian

You are probably fairly religious, and your parents may or may not still be together. If you go/went to college, it was almost certainly a community college (but the sign, suspiciously, says "Univers... Read more

Lower Middle Class

You probably live in the suburbs, and are very friendly to your neighbors. You care a lot about your children and your lawn. You are close to the center of the American bell curve, and represent mos... Read more

Middle Class

You are the center of the bell curve. There is not really much to say about you except that your class is drifting downward with each passing decade. You probably go/went to a state university and y... Read more

Upper Middle Class

You're above average here, and you find this test very interesting and will probably tell your friends about it. You are probably pretty well educated and enjoy your life, although I wouldn't go so f... Read more

Upper Class

You don't really care what I write here, because you're not going to read it anyway. I'm amazed you made it through the entire test to begin with. You have a nonchalant carelessness for other people... Read more