Their result for The How Classy Are You Test ...

High-Proletarian

You are 37% Classy

You are probably fairly religious, and your parents may or may not still be together. If you go/went to college, it was almost certainly a community college (but the sign, suspiciously, says "University.") You are probably pretty happy with your life, which is a good thing, because it's probably not going to get much better. You would be right to save your money, and resist the temptation to marry young and have more than 3 or 4 children.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Class Distribution

    They scored 37% on Class, higher than 3% of your peers.

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Upper Class

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