The New and Improved Queer Slang Test!

All possible test results

The Queen of Queens!

You're the best of the best, the most well-read of the literati - you're the Queen of Queens! Attention must be paid! You know exactly what you're talking about, and probably have a career (or at leas... Read more

Tom of Finland!

Very good score! You missed a handful of questions... probably because you were too busy having sex. And which is more valuable, really? Exactly. Superior job, Sir (and/or Ma'am). Read more

The Drag Queen!

You knew most of this - of course, you know how to dish most of it out! However, as a queen, you can't be bothered with dialects of all variety of commoners, so you didn't get them all correct. No swe... Read more

Just Gay!

Not bad. You made a good run of the questions and got quite a few right. Fair play to you! You did trip up on a few others, so you might want to do a little research into gay slang and gay history or ... Read more

The Gay Newbie!

Oh... rough. You need to brush up on your gay slang. On the up side, your lack of knowledge in gay slang could easily be attributed to a) being heterosexual, b) living in a rural area, or c) not being... Read more

Just Gay

The good news is, you're average! The bad news is... you're average. When the average penis size is 5.5-inches, not all of us can be Mr. Foot-Long. You do know a lot about gay culture, you just need s... Read more

The Queen of Queens!

Much love to you, sweetheart! You know who's gay, you can clock a tranny going 90 on the highway, and can spot a dyke even from below her semi. Make sure you keep up your knowledge, honey - you know s... Read more