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The Tough Bastard

You're 100% competent and 49% asshole!

You're a bit of an asshole. It's true, there's no denying it. But you're a great driver. You know exactly where you are, and where everyone else is, and you use it to your advantage.

If I was bleeding to death, you'd get me to the hospital in time.

You can use the road, but only as long as you maintain your skills.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Competence Distribution

    They scored 100% on Competence, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • Asshole Distribution

    They scored 49% on Asshole, higher than 93% of your peers.

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