Their result for The Are You Delusional Test ...

Stage 0: Healthy!!!

You scored 80%!

Holy Shit: now here's a rare breed. By some divine act of God, or a once-in-a-lifetime miracle, you're Healthy! Maybe you did a lot of drugs in the past, or perhaps you were born with a tolerance to ignorance, or maybe you're just plain Immune. In any case, you probably did poorly in school and may even have been in prison once or twice. If so, then I commend you for your patriotism. Everybody you meet may think you're crazy and call you a lunatic, but you can Hold your Head High because you know The Secret -- that is, you're not crazy, everyone else is! Keep it up, Brother.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • crazy Distribution

    They scored 80% on crazy, higher than 70% of your peers.

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Stage 2: Sick.

How tragic! You're delusional. You were Infected long, long ago, and since then The Disease has settled into your brain quite nicely; you are, as they say, Sick, and you should be considered highly co... Read more

Stage 1: Infected.

Congradulations, you're mediocre! You are well UPON YOUR WAY to becoming a genuine American brainwashing success story, but at least you're not OUT OF YOUR MIND like "some" people. You have a neutral ... Read more

Stage 0: Healthy!!!

Holy Shit: now here's a rare breed. By some divine act of God, or a once-in-a-lifetime miracle, you're Healthy! Maybe you did a lot of drugs in the past, or perhaps you were born with a tolerance to i... Read more

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