OkCupid | Take The Ultimate Movie Addict Test

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Network TV

Well, look at the bright side - you're not a "Movie Retard". You guessed a few correctly, so you rate a night of network television and a pizza (frozen, not delivered - but you can buy the good kind). Perhaps your date will even go dutch on a 12 pack. If you buy the cheap stuff and drive to the store.

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Movie Retard

You rated network TV, and we're not even talking prime time - or the major networks. Looks like independent stations, a TV dinner, and a 6 pack of Blue Ribbon - and you're buying. Dang, your date is ... Read more

Network TV

Basic Cable

Could be worse - you could be watching network TV... again. But you rated basic cable - why, you might just catch a movie or two without all the good lines censored! Plus you have the handy bonus of ... Read more

Pay Cable

Not good enough to rate a movie theater trip, yet - but you made it to pay cable! Yes, you can watch your movies uncensored and without commercials! And your date was nice enough to order a pizza - g... Read more

DVD Rental

So close, yet so far - looks like a night at home for ya. But you get to pick the flick - your date is renting! Sure, it might not be a "new release", but you clearly have some catching up to do anywa... Read more

Matinee

Better than average, percentage-wise. Failing, in the real world. But at least you knew over half, which earns you something. Looks like a Sunday matinee for you - but at least your date is paying. F... Read more

Night Movie

Not great, but not shabby at all - you're probably far ahead of most of your peers, but you still have a lot of movies to watch. Stop watching at home alone, and find some friends to repeat the best l... Read more

Movie Genius

Great job - you have a knack for movies! Sure, the video store has some "overdue" fees on your account, but you'll just hit the other video store 'til they miss ya and all is forgiven. You rate a nig... Read more

Movie Super Genius

Incredible! You know your movies, and can quote along with the best of them. You are the pinnacle of "movie-lover-without-obsessive-compulsive-disorder". Why, you may even occasionally refrain from sp... Read more

Movie Ultra Ninja

WOW! You are a movie frikkin' movie aficionado! And yes, I spellchecked that word! You rate dinner, a night movie (with drinks, popcorn AND candy), the WORKS. Perhaps a fifth of tequila thrown in, fr... Read more

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