Their result for Defective Human Recall Examination ...
Minor mental defects, we wish we could recall you.
22% Psychological_Defect_Quotient, 11% Physical_Defect_Quotient and 38% Intellectual_Defect_Quotient!
Congradulations, you've been classified as another member of the drooling masses of drooling idiots who populate our poor, miserable, abused, drooled-on planet. This is to say, asside from being a little slow there's nothing wrong with you at all. You're totally normal. You probably have a normal life, with a normal lover, and a normal dead-end job where you sell pop and synthetic burgers to obese pig-people that wander aimlessly around the planet doing the same sort of thing.
If you feel this is not you, please, please, please just kill yourself. It's not a big deal, I'm sure you have some sort of hokey belief that tells you that something better comes after death. Consider it an adventure!
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 22% on Psychological_Defect_Quotient, higher than 57% of your peers.
They scored 11% on Physical_Defect_Quotient, higher than 31% of your peers.
They scored 38% on Intellectual_Defect_Quotient, higher than 79% of your peers.
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