Their result for The Are You a Dick/Pussy/Asshole Test ...
Congratulations, Pussy! While you hate getting shit on by Assholes, you hate getting fucked by Dicks just as much, if not more! For this reason you keep the Dicks at bay through peaceful protest and "meaningful discussion". You want justice to be done, but only after painstaking, public-coffer-emptying due process of law. Thanks to you most of the Assholes get away and continue to shit on everybody. On the other hand, if it weren't for you the Dicks probably would have done away with the Bill of Rights by now (except for the Second Amendment, of course). Thanks to you we have such things as Social Security, designated wilderness areas, habeas corpus, vehicle emissions standards, and public television. Famous Pussies include Madonna (as well as almost every other rock star on earth), Kevin Bacon (and almost every other Hollywood actor), Hillary Clinton (you don't have to have one to be one), the Dixie Chicks, FDR, Howard Dean, and Justice Stephen Breyer of the Supreme Court.
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Nice going, Asshole! Your only purpose in life is to shit on as many other people as possible--Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes alike--making the world a pretty shitty place. You could care less about a... Read more
Congratulations, Pussy! While you hate getting shit on by Assholes, you hate getting fucked by Dicks just as much, if not more! For this reason you keep the Dicks at bay through peaceful protest and... Read more
Way to go, Dick! You've probably been addressed by this title, or one of its synonyms (Prick, Cock, Knob or Dork). You hate Pussies almost as much as Assholes and will fuck either one if given the c... Read more
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