The Are You a Dick/Pussy/Asshole Test

Way to go, Dick! You've probably been addressed by this title, or one of its synonyms (Prick, Cock, Knob or Dork). You hate Pussies almost as much as Assholes and will fuck either one if given the chance. Although Pussies despise you while your attention is on them, when the Assholes come around you are the one who takes action and saves the day. Sure, innocent people might die in the process, but better to have some collateral damage than to let even one evildoer get away (at least in your view!). Thanks to you this country is spending billions per week on a war that most of America's population isn't behind. And we're still pathetically oil-dependent. Oh well; without you we would probably be the Socialist Republic of Amerikhstan right about now. Besides the dashing young fella in the picture, famous Dicks include Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Selleck, Charlton Heston (these three are just about the only Dick actors left), Roger Clemens (as well as most professional athletes), Lee Greenwood (and almost every country singer alive), former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, Richard Nixon, and Justice Antonin Scalia of the Supreme Court.