Conan the Vulgarian
The last straw for your friends was the other night when, after a binge, you ended up peeing in your pants because you slipped on your own vomit on the way to the bathroom. It's not just that people are tired of cleaning up after you. They are also upset because you never attempt to make ammends for your behavior. Worst of all, at least some of your friends feel your inability to control bodily functions when drunk has ruined an occassion that was special for them. You need to listen to your body and cut back on the sauce.
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