Conan the Vulgarian

The last straw for your friends was the other night when, after a binge, you ended up peeing in your pants because you slipped on your own vomit on the way to the bathroom.  It's not just that people are tired of cleaning up after you.  They are also upset because you never attempt to make ammends for your behavior.  Worst of all, at least some of your friends feel your inability to control bodily functions when drunk has ruined an occassion that was special for them.  You need to listen to your body and cut back on the sauce.

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"That Guy"

You are totally "That Guy".  You think you are the life of the party but in reality you just show up and create havoc expecting everyone else to clean up after you and take care of you.  Stop... Read more

Future Felon

Your friends are nervous about having you around when you've had a few.  Whether it's your drunken rage or your inability to keep your hands off unwilling members of the opposite sex, the thi... Read more

The Molester

When you have had a few let the sheep beware!  You cannot keep your hands to yourself.  You think you have the goods and want to show your "secret places" to anyone and everyone, willing or u... Read more

Conan the Vulgarian

The last straw for your friends was the other night when, after a binge, you ended up peeing in your pants because you slipped on your own vomit on the way to the bathroom.  It's not just that... Read more

The Life of the Party

C'mon, live a little.  You can let your hair down from time to time without losing control.  Aren't you tired of watching life from the sidelines?  Even if drinking is against your relig... Read more

The Super Pure One

When you walk in the room, everyone shouts your name...not as a warning, but because they are glad to see you.  Yes, you like to knock back more than a few from time to time, but when you do, peop... Read more

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