When you have had a few let the sheep beware! You cannot keep your hands to yourself. You think you have the goods and want to show your "secret places" to anyone and everyone, willing or unwilling. Listen, everyone can appreciate the occassional off-color joke, or a friendly slap on the butt - you, my friend, are taking it too far. Your friends are tired of hearing you scream "it burns, it burns" everytime someone throws a drink in your face. Your boob job might really be perfect or maybe you do have the biggest set of nuts in the world, but why not share all that with someone really special? You don't have anyone? Not surprising. Cut back on the drinking and I bet your luck will totally change.
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