Their result for The Should You Double Bag It? Test ...

Mr. Clean

You have a ###% chance of needing to double bag it

Either you're a pirate, a virgin, or you're damn careful. Or maybe you just have a lot of common sense. In any case, good for you! On the other hand, you could be holding the remains of your gangrenous cock in your hand as you lie through your herpes ridden lips.

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    They scored 11% on Douchemarks, higher than 8% of your peers.

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Mr. Clean

Either you're a pirate, a virgin, or you're damn careful. Or maybe you just have a lot of common sense. In any case, good for you! On the other hand, you could be holding the remains of your gangre... Read more

Engineering Major

Chances are you don't have very good sex, but that's probably okay in the long run. After all, your penis is probably disease-free, and you've learned to leave those high school girls alone. May I s... Read more

Frat Boy

Stop fucking cheerleaders!!!!! Okay, now that that's out of the way, let's get down to it. No, not that you sicko. Get tested, and stop "forgetting" to bring condoms with you. Really, you don't kn... Read more

Metrosexual

..the thing is, when you sleep with the city, you get lice from the rats. Or the transexual prostitutes. You've probably tasted your own semen on multiple occasions, and chances are high that you've... Read more

Smegma

I say you perform skoptsy right now. I don't know where you've been, but I would recommend that nobody touch your naughty bits with a twelve foot butt plug. You should double bag your shit, even tho... Read more

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