Beer

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So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Beer of some kind. Corona, maybe. Or Heineken. Possibly Stella Artois. Possibly Hoegaarden White. I'll let you pick your favourite.

Why'd I say this? In the grand scheme of things, beer is certainly a more potent drink than some - after all, it's alcoholic. It packs a decent enough punch to take people down after long enough - although it's not as rough as some of the other choices (let's face it, drinking whisky straight, for example, would rough you up more than most beers would). Aside from that, it's fun. It's a perfect social drink. Who doesn't like beer?

In fact, I'm going to give you, and only you, a site dedicated to beer, just because you're special, and this amused me. So if you're a beer fan and you like the idea of reading haikus about beer... well, you know what to do.

Now, to break down your score a bit more clearly...

 

You measured as somewhere in between popular and alternative. This may mean that you hover somewhere between left and right in your overall attitudes, or that your tastes are just a tiny bit left of centre, but still accessible.

You also measured as somewhere in between gentle and caustic. This may mean that you're capable of being a bit more hot-headed or fiery in your demeanour, or that you can be a bit more assertive - but you don't go overboard and you have your calmer moments, too.

Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.

 

I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.

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Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!

All possible test results

Milk

                                                 ... Read more

Hot Chocolate

                           So, we all know that... Read more

Chocolate Milkshake

                                           ... Read more

Coffee

                                   So, we al... Read more

Orange Juice

                                     So, ... Read more

Champagne

                                           ... Read more

Scotch Whisky

  So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and tryin... Read more

A Tequila Sunrise

                                 So, we al... Read more

A Cosmopolitan

                                  So, we al... Read more

Chamomile Tea

                                           ... Read more

A Berry Smoothie

                                              ... Read more

Peach Iced Tea

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Merlot

                                      So... Read more

Beer

                                 So, we all ... Read more

Pineapple Juice

                                      So,... Read more

An Espresso Shot

                                        p... Read more

Long Island Iced Tea

                                          /... Read more

A Vodka Martini

                                 So, we al... Read more

Green Tea

                                     ... Read more

Chai Latté

                                               So, we all know that people aren... Read more

Eggnog

                                       S... Read more

A Wheatgrass Shot

                                            ... Read more

Ginger Beer

                        So, we all know that pe... Read more

Sarsaparilla

                                           ... Read more

Shiraz

                                      So,... Read more

A Bloody Mary

                                    So, we... Read more

A Japanese Slipper

                                      So, ... Read more

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