Shiraz

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So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a robust Shiraz.

Shiraz, at least according to one of my wine-drinking friends, is the red variety for people who are serious about their wines. It's a much more left-of-centre choice for that exact reason - people normally go with something a bit safer, a bit lighter, something with a bit less punch. But, for those who are game to try something a bit stronger, a shiraz can be very rewarding.

 

In other words, you measured as more alternative than mainstream. This may mean that your tastes, views, and attitudes are a bit more left-of-centre.

You also measured as more caustic than gentle. This may mean that you're more likely to be assertive, or even aggressive, and that you tend to be more brash or fiery than the average person.

Finally, you measured as more serious than playful. This may mean you're more of a deep thinker, or that you're less inclined to joke around than the average person. On the other hand, it may mean you're less sexually driven than most people. Both of these factors were grouped on this variable.

 

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Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!

All possible test results

Milk

                                                 ... Read more

Hot Chocolate

                           So, we all know that... Read more

Chocolate Milkshake

                                           ... Read more

Coffee

                                   So, we al... Read more

Orange Juice

                                     So, ... Read more

Champagne

                                           ... Read more

Scotch Whisky

  So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and tryin... Read more

A Tequila Sunrise

                                 So, we al... Read more

A Cosmopolitan

                                  So, we al... Read more

Chamomile Tea

                                           ... Read more

A Berry Smoothie

                                              ... Read more

Peach Iced Tea

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Merlot

                                      So... Read more

Beer

                                 So, we all ... Read more

Pineapple Juice

                                      So,... Read more

An Espresso Shot

                                        p... Read more

Long Island Iced Tea

                                          /... Read more

A Vodka Martini

                                 So, we al... Read more

Green Tea

                                     ... Read more

Chai Latté

                                               So, we all know that people aren... Read more

Eggnog

                                       S... Read more

A Wheatgrass Shot

                                            ... Read more

Ginger Beer

                        So, we all know that pe... Read more

Sarsaparilla

                                           ... Read more

Shiraz

                                      So,... Read more

A Bloody Mary

                                    So, we... Read more

A Japanese Slipper

                                      So, ... Read more

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