Chocolate Milkshake

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So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Chocolate Milkshake.

And what a pleasure you are! Energetic and frothy, loaded with chocolate, milk, and a dash of cream. You're gentle on other peoples' stomachs and a complete pleasure to experience - the sort of indulgence that goes down well with pretty much anybody. Nice one.

 

In other words, you measured as more popular than alternative. This may mean your tastes are a little more mainstream, that you tend more to the right than the left, or that your style is just a little bit safer.

You also measured as more gentle than caustic. This may mean that you're a less aggressive person, that you're generally calmer than most people, and that you are better at keeping a level head in most situations.

Finally, you measured as more playful than serious. This may mean you're more of a lighthearted individual, or that you're more inclined to joke around than the average person. On the other hand, it may mean you're more sexually driven than most people. Both of these factors were grouped on this variable.

 

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Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!

All possible test results

Milk

                                                 ... Read more

Hot Chocolate

                           So, we all know that... Read more

Chocolate Milkshake

                                           ... Read more

Coffee

                                   So, we al... Read more

Orange Juice

                                     So, ... Read more

Champagne

                                           ... Read more

Scotch Whisky

  So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and tryin... Read more

A Tequila Sunrise

                                 So, we al... Read more

A Cosmopolitan

                                  So, we al... Read more

Chamomile Tea

                                           ... Read more

A Berry Smoothie

                                              ... Read more

Peach Iced Tea

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Merlot

                                      So... Read more

Beer

                                 So, we all ... Read more

Pineapple Juice

                                      So,... Read more

An Espresso Shot

                                        p... Read more

Long Island Iced Tea

                                          /... Read more

A Vodka Martini

                                 So, we al... Read more

Green Tea

                                     ... Read more

Chai Latté

                                               So, we all know that people aren... Read more

Eggnog

                                       S... Read more

A Wheatgrass Shot

                                            ... Read more

Ginger Beer

                        So, we all know that pe... Read more

Sarsaparilla

                                           ... Read more

Shiraz

                                      So,... Read more

A Bloody Mary

                                    So, we... Read more

A Japanese Slipper

                                      So, ... Read more

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