The Beverage Identity Test

                                            

 

So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be Chai Latte.

A chai latte is a bit of an unusual drink. It's got a soothing taste - a mixture of steamed milk and indian spices - but it's also lesser known than, say, a hot chocolate. A good reflection of you, in other words: a little odd, but calming and easy on the stomach. For the record, you got the same category that I, the maker of this test, did. So you must be doing something right. :)

 

In other words, you measured as more alternative than mainstream. This may mean that your tastes, views, and attitudes are a bit more left-of-centre.

You also measured as more gentle than caustic. This may mean that you're a less aggressive person, that you're generally calmer than most people, and that you are better at keeping a level head in most situations.

Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.

 

I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

Almost guaranteed to tell you absolutely nothing about yourself.

 

What's Your Price?

Are you worth more than Oprah, or do you sit on the discount rack? (This one's entered in the current test competition, you should definitely check it out.)

 

The Verbal Obscenity Test

Are you the type to let loose with a forked tongue?

 

The Underwear Personality Test

Go on... find out what underwear you should be wearing. If you should be wearing any at all...

 

What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?

Production Assistant, Tabloid Trash, Oscar Nominee or Heartthrob? 16 possible results in total.

 

Is Your Boss Evil?

... you know, they might just be really stupid.

 

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Prepare for a barrage of puppies, kitties, bunnies and babies.

 

The Scatterbrain Test

Can you keep focused on everything around you?

 

The Homicidal Maniac Test

Should we be afraid? Should we be VERY afraid?

 

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?

 

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Don't worry if you're bald, you can still do this one.

 

 

Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!