Their result for The Beverage Identity Test ...

Coffee

If you were a drink, you'd be 34% alternative, 44% caustic and 33% playful. Mmm, tasty.

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So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be Coffee.

Coffee packs just a little bit more punch, without being overpowering. It's the ideal start to the morning, and I'll bet you'd be a lifesaver for the thousands upon thousands of caffeine addicts out there. You're a bit more on the serious side, which works well - people who haven't had their morning cup don't want to be joked with too much.

 

In other words, you measured as more popular than alternative. This may mean your tastes are a little more mainstream, that you tend more to the right than the left, or that your style is just a little bit safer.

You also measured as somewhere in between gentle and caustic. This may mean that you're capable of being a bit more hot-headed or fiery in your demeanour, or that you can be a bit more assertive - but you don't go overboard and you have your calmer moments, too.

Finally, you measured as more serious than playful. This may mean you're more of a deep thinker, or that you're less inclined to joke around than the average person. On the other hand, it may mean you're less sexually driven than most people. Both of these factors were grouped on this variable.

 

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Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • alternative Distribution

    They scored 34% on alternative, higher than 14% of your peers.

  • caustic Distribution

    They scored 44% on caustic, higher than 60% of your peers.

  • playful Distribution

    They scored 33% on playful, higher than 5% of your peers.

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