Their result for The Beverage Identity Test ...

Pineapple Juice

If you were a drink, you'd be 45% alternative, 52% caustic and 64% playful. Mmm, tasty.

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So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be Pineapple Juice.

Tangy, sweet and totally refreshing - pineapple juice is a slightly more unusual choice than the orange and apple juices of this world, but that works well with your slightly left-of-centre tastes. It's still a pretty acidic drink, as most fruit juices are, and it can pack quite a kick - but it's fun enough to appeal to plenty of people. What, you never heard about why pineapple juice is good for oral sex?

 

In other words, you measured as somewhere in between popular and alternative. This may mean that you hover somewhere between left and right in your overall attitudes, or that your tastes are just a tiny bit left of centre, but still accessible.

You also measured as somewhere in between gentle and caustic. This may mean that you're capable of being a bit more hot-headed or fiery in your demeanour, or that you can be a bit more assertive - but you don't go overboard and you have your calmer moments, too.

Finally, you measured as more playful than serious. This may mean you're more of a lighthearted individual, or that you're more inclined to joke around than the average person. On the other hand, it may mean you're more sexually driven than most people. Both of these factors were grouped on this variable.

 

I know you must be thirsty, but why don't you take another one of my tests? They're really good. Honest.

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Finally, for those of you who would love to know what other drinks you could have scored has... I couldn't fit all the links here, but feel free to jump across to my journal here to see all 27 possible results. You're welcome to let me know what you thought of the test, too!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • alternative Distribution

    They scored 45% on alternative, higher than 37% of your peers.

  • caustic Distribution

    They scored 52% on caustic, higher than 83% of your peers.

  • playful Distribution

    They scored 64% on playful, higher than 81% of your peers.

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