OkCupid | Take The Absolutely Brilliant Test

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Their result for The Absolutely Brilliant Test ...

God-like

You scored 100% randomness, 100% intelligence, 100% compatability, and 100% interests!

You fucking ROCK like a jukebox, baby!! Unfortunately, my test IS fucking retarded, so there's no way of knowing how cool you really are... but you scored as "high" as you could!! I would like you, I can tell.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 100% on randomness, higher than 100% of your peers.
They scored 100% on intelligence, higher than 100% of your peers.
They scored 100% on compatability, higher than 100% of your peers.
They scored 100% on interests, higher than 100% of your peers.

All possible test results

Not so "Me"

Hey, I'm sure you're cool, but you're not much like me, are you? That's okay, I probably didn't have enough questions for it to be really accurate anyway! Read more

Only kind of sucky!

Congrats, you are an interesting creature. According to my test, you're not random, you're dumb, and you're not compatible with me (oh darn!) BUT our interests are similar... intriguing. That's okay... Read more

Neato Speedo

I see... you are (according to my test) not very random, and you're dumb... BUT you and I are compatable, though our interests are not similar (purr)... ANYWAY, thanks for your time... I'm sure you'... Read more

Boring Sex Beast

Hey, you're not random, and you're dumb... BUT that is according to my test... That's okay, I probably didn't have enough questions for it to be really accurate anyway! But don't you feel special that... Read more

Smarty pants

Cool, you're smart (congratulations). However, you are boring and we have nothing in common (Probably off base, my test is retarded) Read more

Smart and Superfly

You got brains and we like the same shit!! Neat, huh? According to my test, you are not random, and we aren't compatable, but it's a retarded test, so who really knows!!?? Read more

Smart and Sexy

Cool, you are smart and we are compatable.... neat... Read more

Superfly!

You are smart, sexy, and our interests are similar! Cool, huh? (My test sucks, but I hope you had fun!) Read more

Bizarre

Don't talk to me... You're totally random... that's it (my test sucks ass) Read more

Weird Like Me

Our interests are similar (according to my sucky test) you random love log, you! Read more

Weird and Sexy

Come here, you love dachsund!! (You and I are compatable and random). My test, which sucks major ass, says you're dumb and our interests don't match... what now?? Read more

So Cool

You fucking rock, but you're dumb (according to my super sucky test) Amazing. Read more

Not quite there

You're random and smart, but not really like me... We're not compatable according to my test (it's fucked up, though), and we aren't interested in the same stuff... Read more