The Global Warming Awareness Test

All possible test results

Uninformed Denialist

Not only do you not know much about Global Warming, you don't want to know. You're not one to let such things as facts get in the way of good rhetoric. Stand aside and let the grownups handle... Read more

Uninformed Skeptic

Global Warming: It may be, it may not be. You haven't read up much about it at all and you're going to need to see lots more evidence before making a decision one way or another. Hey, that's cool. ... Read more

Naive Activist

Look, your heart is in the right place. You want to change the world, but you just don't have your facts straight. For starters, Global Warming was not caused by a decrease in pirates. The p... Read more

Denialist

You're absolutely convinced that there is no such thing as Global Warming. Or, if there is, it's not a problem. Or, if it's a problem, humans didn't cause it. Whatever the case, you are 100% set in... Read more

Skeptic

When it comes to Global Warming, you, my friend, are a true skeptic. This is different from denialist in that you don't know if you should believe it's true or not until you have further evide... Read more

Wellmeaning Activist

You've kind of got a handle on the facts about Global Warming. You know the most basic of basics, and you're sure it's not good and that something's got to be done. That's a good start, but i... Read more

Manipulator

Oooh. You know your stuff. Or, at least, you know the stuff that's relevant to proving your argument against the existence of Global warming. Furthermore, you're probably pretty charismatic and hav... Read more

Smart Skeptic

You've got a lot of the facts about Global Warming, but you're still not quite convinced one way or another. What is it that keeps you from deciding? Maybe it's that you still don't have enough info... Read more

Smart Activist

When it comes to Global Warming, you might not be a scientist, but you know what you're talking about. You're able to present an informed argument and back it up when necessary. And when you don't k... Read more

Oil Co. Lobbyist

Admit it. You're on an oil corporation's payroll, aren't you? Even when presented with all the scientific information about Global Warming, it's in your best interest to distort or outright hide it ... Read more

Skeptical Scientist

You're exceptionally well-informed about the facts of Global Warming, but now what? What does this data really mean? You're still not quite convinced one way or another, but at least you got all you... Read more

Climatologist

When it comes to Global Warming, you're a force to be reckoned with. Even if you're not an actual climate scientist, you could very well be. The downside to this is that scientists aren't always ver... Read more